CERINITEE PEACH JONES

Caucasian Female

1. What is your physical description?

Blonde (I'm not telling if the carpet matches the drapes; EWW!); green eyes; tan; I do 30 minute hot yoga sessions daily, calisthenics for 3 hours, and only eat natural organic responsibly-sourced locally sustainable blended smoothies, except for the salted-caramel dark chocolate that I eat once a month to reward myself, so I wouldn't say that I'm fit, but I would be really mad if someone said I wasn't.

2. What is your current occupation, and how did you acquire the skills needed for it?

I'm a personal fitness trainer and a life coach. For the fitness trainer, I enrolled in an online video course and passed a really hard test. I'm still looking for my first client, but I've been handing out business cards while running in the park, so it's going to happen any moment now, I just know it! For the life coach, I'm 28; I've lived life! And I'm really good at giving advice to people, even if it's hard truths that no one else is willing to say. But, to pay the bills, I'm a barista at a coffee shop. I can make one mean mocha and am getting really good at making the little leaves and hearts with the milk.

3. Outside of work, what hobby, interest, or sport occupies most of your time, and why do you find it interesting?

I really like to meditate. It helps me relax. I once had an out-of-body experience where I was floating above myself and I could see my body sitting. It was sooo trippy.

4. What motivates you to get out of bed and keep going each day?

I want to make the world a better place.

5. What is your greatest fear, and how do you react when you face it?

That I'll have to serve coffee for the rest of my life—that I won't get to do what I'm passionate about. I face that fear every day. But I suck it up and tell myself "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!" I will not let any challenges get me down.

6. When people talk about you behind your back, and they do, what are they saying?

Most of the time it's just snide jealous-type comments. I work damn hard to look the way I do. I know that, they don't, so that doesn't bother me much. But it's the other times when they see something in me that I know is there but have tried to put behind me. I wasn't the nicest person in high school. I'm a lot better now, but sometimes that bitchy attitude can come out. I'm sure they say mean things about me, and I deserve them, but I know I judge myself harder than they judge me.

7. Everyone indulges in something from cheating on a diet to something dangerous; what is your guilty pleasure or vice?

Sometimes, when a customer is really rude, I'll spit in their coffee. I really enjoy that more than I should.

8. What is in your luggage that you would be embarrassed or in trouble if someone else found?

Granny panties. I always pack a pair just in case I run out of and can't go commando.

9. What is the worst thing you have ever done to a loved one?

I stole money from my mom's purse. I never got caught. I've never confessed, but I still feel terrible about it.

10. Who is watching your two-year old daughter while you are here?

My mom.